Fighting Grounds

"Oh yeah. Appletail should be here soon. She is your health teacher!!"

Appletail: "Hi. I'm your teacher i guess, Rippletail."
*smiles*

"Well, um. My mom is the Chief of the Medicine Cats. I could see if she could check you."

Appletail: "No, thats unnecessary. i'm completely certified to teach you about reproduction."

"MY NAME IS RIPPLESTAR DAMNMIT!"

Appletail: "I'm sorry, for god's sake bitch chill."
*laughs jokingly*

((appletail is about ur age))

"Ugh!"
(Mikki cute pic for me, but, I like my other one better)

*pounces on a nearby caterpiller and flings it to the sleeping Silverpaw*

*snickers* "Silverpaw is such a heavy sleeper."

"I know."
*sees another caterpiller and flings it on her*

*laughs* "Haha! Can't wait till she wakes up and sees them!"

"Dude that will be so funny!! Good thing one of them is alive!!"
*laughs evilly*

"Mwahahahahahaha!"

"laughs and sees a twoleg house.*
"Dude. Wouldn't it be awesome to brake into a twoleg house? Easy food, toys, and even maybe they might have pet mice."

"Yeah! Let's go!" *slaps front paws together making water come out and brake down the door*

Kids: Momma it's a kitty!!

Me: *swerves around the kids and eats their goldfish, crashes their t.v down, then blows fire at their couch and poops on their Persian carpet*

*runs in and knocks down their microwave*

*runs in and knocks down all the oak bookshelves*

Teen: Catch those bitches!!

Me: *snarls and jumps on their fan, knocks it down*

"Come on! Let's get out of here!" *runs out the door* "Come on guys! Before the Guard come!"

*bolts out and lands in a mud puddle, busts out laughing*

"Retreat! Retreat!"
*runs out and skids through a patch of wet grass.*


(Longtree had to go)

"I'm back"

"Okay, I know the perfect song for right now."
*sings perfectly*
"I have something that i love long long
But my friends keepa' tellin' me
That something's wrong
Then i met someone
And eh, there's nothing else i can say

Eh eh, eh eh
There's nothing else i can say
Eh eh, eh eh
I wish he never looked at me that way
Eh eh, eh eh
There's nothing else i can say
Eh eh, eh eh."

*sings perfectly*
"So, you see
You've got me back again for more
And it seems
Your song is in my head
This is war
Mystery; how I could feel you breathe me
I was sure you would keep
Every promise; you would keep
Every word
Well,
I try to put your stories in line
But nothing adds up right
For every 99 times
You looked me in the eye,
You looked me in the eye
And swore you weren't lying
Well, I was so blind
I never saw the signs
I'm getting out tonight
And you're not invited
Its a shame
That you left me hanging like you did
It was brave
But it was much more foolish
Don't you think?
Cause you know I wont be satisfied
Until you realize
For every 99 times
You looked me in the eye,
You looked me in the eye
And swore you weren't lying
Well, I was so blind
I never saw the signs
I'm getting out tonight
And you're not invited
These things are oh, all so typical
These things are unforgivable
I'm gone and you're invisible now
Don't let me catch you followin'
Don't ask, cause I'm not offering
You've caused enough of my suffering, oh
For every 99 times
You looked me in the eye,
You looked me in the eye
And swore you weren't lying
Well, I was so blind
I never saw the signs
I'm getting out tonight
For every 99 times
You looked me in the eye,
You looked me in the eye
And swore you weren't lying
Well, I was so blind
I never saw the signs
I'm getting out tonight
And you're not invited."